{"id":172,"date":"2020-07-19T18:23:04","date_gmt":"2020-07-19T18:23:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/?page_id=172"},"modified":"2020-07-19T18:23:04","modified_gmt":"2020-07-19T18:23:04","slug":"pop-goes-jack","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/?page_id=172","title":{"rendered":"Pop Goes Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I lived alone with my daughter in a house which was far too large for us, but had the advantage of being inherited from my parents. I worked hard to maintain it and expected my daughter to do what she could to make raising her simpler. She was a quiet girl, her most obvious fault a tendency toward flights of fancy while I did my best to keep her anchored in reality.<\/p>\n<p>After a particularly difficult day of doing the accounts, I was relieved to finally get to my bed. I&#8217;d sent my daughter off after supper to sleep and leave me be, so I&#8217;d finished up and had no distractions keeping me from my rest.<\/p>\n<p>But as I slept, my dreams were uneasy. Off-key music, crashing sounds, the noise of wood on metal. A surreal landscape, of a knight versus an army of singing harlequins.<\/p>\n<p>I woke up exhausted. Thanks to my dreams, it was as if I had barely slept.<\/p>\n<p>Breakfast was tense. My mood was ill. My daughter also looked like she hadn&#8217;t gotten her proper sleep, quiet and with her head drooping towards her plate.<\/p>\n<p>I decided to speak of my dreams, irritated at her silence.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I had an awful time last night,&#8221; I said &#8220;It felt like there was a monstrous circus in my dreamscape. I kept hearing the same song, over and over. I cannot quite place it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At that, my daughter jolted. I narrowed my eyes.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is there something on your mind?&#8221; Not that I truly believed she knew the source of my dreams, but I was displeased at her acting so impolitely at the breakfast table.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have something I need to show you,&#8221; she said in a meek voice.<\/p>\n<p>I set aside my tea. It was cold anyway.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t be vague,&#8221; I told her.<\/p>\n<p>She led me to her toy room. It was a disaster! Toys were ripped apart and thrown all over the room, dolls were smashed, and worst of all my antique Jack-in-the-Box, passed down from my great-grandfather, looked like its metal box had been bludgeoned from all sides. That was when I placed the tune I had heard in my dream &#8211; Jack&#8217;s, before he popped!<\/p>\n<p>I was furious. I gripped my daughter&#8217;s shoulders and shook her, hard.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What did you do! What sort of girl destroys all her toys!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t understand!&#8221; she said, tears on her face, her guilt surfacing far too late. &#8220;They weren&#8217;t being toys! They were attacking me! Only my knights helped!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I gripped harder, so she couldn&#8217;t run off, and looked down. Indeed, her small collection of little tin knights, and even a wooden lance(!) that her uncle had bought her, were neatly lined up, like they had been spared her petty tantrum.<\/p>\n<p>I knew what to do.<\/p>\n<p>I scooped up the knights and her inappropriate lance and went to the living room, where I stoked a huge fire in the fireplace. If she was going to destroy her possessions, they would all share the same fate.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No!&#8221; my daughter yelled. &#8220;Jack is still alive!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I rounded on her. &#8220;And that&#8217;s the one thing keeping me from taking a switch to you! It will be a long time before you get another plaything.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And with that I threw her remaining toys into the fire. A fit punishment for a child who should have known better.<\/p>\n<p>My daughter lay down on the couch and sobbed.<\/p>\n<p>I left to attend to my work, secure that I had taught her a lesson about behaving like a brute.<\/p>\n<p>Behind me, I heard the sound of something metal hitting the floor, the stride of only one foot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I lived alone with my daughter in a house which was far too large for us, but had the advantage of being inherited from my parents. I worked hard to maintain it and expected my daughter to do what she could to make raising her simpler. 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