{"id":182,"date":"2020-08-23T04:21:29","date_gmt":"2020-08-23T04:21:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/?page_id=182"},"modified":"2020-08-23T04:21:29","modified_gmt":"2020-08-23T04:21:29","slug":"haunted-places-haunted-spaces","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/?page_id=182","title":{"rendered":"Haunted Places, Haunted Spaces"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Haunted motel:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Sobbing phantom woman in the hallway<\/li>\n<li>One of the toilets keeps filling with blood<\/li>\n<li>A man keeps looking in the windows no matter what floor<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Haunted church:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Crying from the baptismal font<\/li>\n<li>One more altar boy than there should be<\/li>\n<li>Bell tower rings twice every night at 2:24 am<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Haunted diner:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Booth no one sits at, not anymore<\/li>\n<li>Fresh eggs go rotten and explode<\/li>\n<li>Waitress who took your order had the wrong uniform<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Haunted circus:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The tight rope is always swaying<\/li>\n<li>The animals won&#8217;t go near one corner of the tent<\/li>\n<li>Not all the clowns who went in come back out of the little car<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Haunted new house:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Violent pounding in the basement<\/li>\n<li>Workman&#8217;s shoes walk up and down the hall<\/li>\n<li>Pipes in the yard bursting<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Haunted school:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Desks rearrange each night in one class<\/li>\n<li>Voices in empty locker room<\/li>\n<li>We just don&#8217;t use, touch, or acknowledge the break room coffeemaker<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Haunted university:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Woman at the end of long hallway that flickers under the poor lighting<\/li>\n<li>Every first term exams the same student falls from the fourth floor<\/li>\n<li>Someone with you in the lab<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Haunted brothel:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Cold hands down clients backs<\/li>\n<li>Not always the right face in the mirror<\/li>\n<li>Tugged hair and whispers to warn<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Haunted backlot:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Always damp, rain or shine<\/li>\n<li>The garbage sacks move<\/li>\n<li>No kid will play there but can&#8217;t explain why<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Haunted old house:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Painted over door that isn&#8217;t mentioned by the realtor<\/li>\n<li>Man stands over bed while you sleep<\/li>\n<li>Someone walks in and out of room without opening the door<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Haunted desk:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The drawer jams like something is pulling it back<\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t keep pens in it, ink instantly dries up<\/li>\n<li>Feel like someone else is sitting at it when you try to use it<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Haunted row house:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A little boy made of light runs up the stairs and disappears around the corner<\/li>\n<li>Living children find themselves pushed down the stairs<\/li>\n<li>Little boy of light follows you to your new house<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Haunted tv:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Same 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2:24 am Haunted diner: Booth no 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