{"id":333,"date":"2022-09-09T09:20:33","date_gmt":"2022-09-09T09:20:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/?p=333"},"modified":"2022-09-09T09:20:33","modified_gmt":"2022-09-09T09:20:33","slug":"new-story-fake-it-til-you-make-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/?p=333","title":{"rendered":"New story: Fake It &#8216;Til You Make It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New <a href=\"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/?page_id=85\">ghost story<\/a> up!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/?page_id=330\">Fake It &#8216;Til You Make It<\/a>: Madame Lareesia, aka Patricia &#8216;Patty&#8217; Miller of Detroit, Michigan is not in the business of providing truthful fortunes to her customers. She provides a bespoke service of comfort and pat solutions. To her annoyance, her spectral playmate believes honesty is the best policy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New ghost story up! Fake It &#8216;Til You Make It: Madame Lareesia, aka Patricia &#8216;Patty&#8217; Miller of Detroit, Michigan is not in the business of providing truthful fortunes to her customers. She provides a bespoke service of comfort and pat solutions. To her annoyance, her spectral playmate believes honesty is the best policy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","tag-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":334,"href":"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions\/334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hamsterbandit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}