HamsterBandit Industries Is Coming From Inside The House

Posted by JeanCabot on April 3, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic. A woman expresses her sadness and her friend on the phone answers in sympathy. Suddenly the friend, a hamster, manages to burst through the phone to the woman and hugs her. Then declares she will die in 7 days like the ring.

Samara/Sadako may be scarier than me, but at least I’m fluffy. I’ve got that going for me.

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Comic: HamsterBandit Industries Is In Crisis

Posted by JeanCabot on April 2, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic. A small cat declares at a desk that the darkest day has arrived, there is a cat in the yard and she cannot stop it. The humans are not reacting as she expects and she declares the meeting over.

Not on her watch. Not now. Not ever.

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Comic: HamsterBandit Industries Brings This On Himself

Posted by JeanCabot on March 31, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic. A hamster is socially anxious where both scenarios of his old classmates talking to him or ignoring him are unideal. In the end he concludes he likes scrambled eggs regardless of how things turn out.

Both these scenarios have happened. Multiple times. Anyway they’re nice and probably just didn’t see me that one time.

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HamsterBandit Industries Is A Cooking Blog Now

Posted by JeanCabot on March 31, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic. A list of ingredients of how to make a cucumber sandwich (with a cat hissing at the cucumber) and a hamster exulting how he is a fancy little man as he consumes it.

This is the good stuff, baby. What makes this harsh world worth every moment.

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Comic: HamsterBandit Industries Loves Its Midsomer Murders

Posted by JeanCabot on March 29, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic. A hamster describes the motivations of a killer in Midsomer Murders to a teddybear, then reflects on not having the courage to do this with a living person.

Originally this comic DID have me speaking to a real person who responded with disinterest, then I realized a) that had never happened and b) that was too depressing to draw if I couldn’t even make fake people care. As a result of this comic I actually got to talk to a lot of people about that episode of Midsomer and it was really pleasant. Bearspot is a good listener in general, also. Props to my teddybear.

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Comic: HamsterBandit Industries Felt Better An Hour Later

Posted by JeanCabot on March 28, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic. A hamster talks to a guinea pig who is his mother about how he feels sick. The guinea pig expresses confusion on how the hamster got sick as it never goes outside. The hamster decides it's cancer. The guinea pig loudly disagrees.

My mom can’t tell hamsters and guinea pigs apart and I think that’s beautiful.

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Comic: HamsterBandit Industries Is Still Out There Somewhere

Posted by JeanCabot on March 27, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic. A hamster in an ill-fitting toque greets a man. They discuss the weather. The weather blows the hamster away and they say their goodbyes.

We’re on fourth winter now. TIP: If you need to talk to a Manitoban in a non-threatening manner, just bring up the weather.

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Comic: HamsterBandit Industries: We are Optimistic

Posted by JeanCabot on March 26, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic: A hamster dies and says 'I did it! I finally died!' but before he can move onto the afterlife, Death tells him he must fill out his journals from life. He does not think this is enforceable but in the final panel is seen filling out journals.

My dad thought I was depressed when I showed him this but I explained I just buy too many journals.

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Comic: HamsterBandit Industries Is Topical

Posted by JeanCabot on March 26, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic. An olympian executes a perfect flip. A hamster labeled 'me' touches the snowboard and immediately explodes.

To jump higher than my own house… that is the dream.

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Tater Tots Supreme

Posted by JeanCabot on January 18, 2022 in content with Comments closed |

Something a little different today – in Canada, the Taco Bells serve fries and one of those fry dishes is the Fries Supreme. Unfortunately, where I live the Taco Bell vanished overnight (aliens?) so we had to come up with our own version to satisfy the craving.

I present to you a hamster bandit recipe.


Tater Tots Supreme

Recipe:

1 bag tater tots
1 pound ground beef + packet of taco seasoning
1 jar nacho cheese sauce
1 container of sour cream (added to taste)
1 handful shredded cheese of choice

Cook ground beef w/ taco seasoning
Layer tater tots (frozen) into casserole dish (long and rectangular preferred)
Layer on beef
Layer on nacho cheese sauce
Layer on sour cream
Toss on the cheese

Bake until whatever time it takes to make a frozen tater tot into food according to instructions.

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