New story: Fake It ‘Til You Make It

Posted by JeanCabot on September 9, 2022 in announcements with Comments closed |

New ghost story up!

Fake It ‘Til You Make It: Madame Lareesia, aka Patricia ‘Patty’ Miller of Detroit, Michigan is not in the business of providing truthful fortunes to her customers. She provides a bespoke service of comfort and pat solutions. To her annoyance, her spectral playmate believes honesty is the best policy.

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HamsterBandit Industries wants to make sure you always visualize this

Posted by JeanCabot on April 30, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic. A hamster lifts an axe to throw it, but things go awry as the axe continues spinning in the air, taking the hamster with it.

Some say he’s still spinning to this day, unless a wall got in the way

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HamsterBandit Industries: City Of Heroes Break: The Origin of Snowy Bun

Posted by JeanCabot on April 28, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic: City of Heroes logo in the corner. A yukiusagi (snow rabbit) exists in peace. A wishing star is spotted. It explodes the yukiusagi and from the crater a small humanoid who looks like it emerges asking: "What the eff?"

HORRIBLE LIFE!

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HamsterBandit Industries Is Become Death, Killer Of Houseplants

Posted by JeanCabot on April 27, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic. A hamster excitedly buys a cactus from a garden center and brings it home. Death appears, heralding the cactus exploding from somehow not being watered enough.

They have my photo up at the garden center with ‘do not sell this man peace lilies’ on a post-it note.

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HamsterBandit Industries: City Of Heroes Break: CLOWN SPIDER

Posted by JeanCabot on April 26, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic. A drawing of a harlequin woman that is a player character in City of Heroes. Her name is Clown Spider and it says her level and that when she achieves one more level, she will get an item that will give her four more legs. It is incorrectly identified as clown legs which is then clarified as spider legs. If that's better is up to the viewer.

Whether or not spider legs over clown legs is an improvement is up to you, the viewer.

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HamsterBandit Industries in ‘The Nose Knows’

Posted by JeanCabot on April 25, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic. A hamster expresses his frustration that whenever he eats food, his nose runs. In the final panel his elephant friend asks if the 'baby mode' pad thai is too spicy for him but he says he is just a broken person while he sniffs.

This isn’t even a blessing, this is just a curse.

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HamsterBandit Industries Stars In Art vs Artist

Posted by JeanCabot on April 24, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic. A hamster draws with his best friend who is a painting elephant. When he tries to take control of her creative process, she squishes him with her trunk.

I survived my squishing, a wiser, smarter hamster who would absolutely do it again.

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HamsterBandit Industries We Call It The Muppet Show

Posted by JeanCabot on April 23, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic. I introduce my brother's poodle to the muppets and claim she is one of them. She denies this and claims to be a human baby. The cat wants her gone.

Her wooly little butt is like a kiwi fruit.

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HamsterBandit Industries in Riddle Me That

Posted by JeanCabot on April 22, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic. A hamster walks through the woods and into a sphinx's paw. He answers its riddle and is denied his request to be the sphinx's sidekick and eat people.

The important thing is that I asked.

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HamsterBandit Industries Has Been Working On The Same Horror Comic For 3 Years

Posted by JeanCabot on April 21, 2022 in content with Comments closed |
Comic. A hamster is on fire with inspiration as he scripts a comic, enthused as he roughs it, and goes flat and refuses to move instead of completing it.

Sowing vs Reaping

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